10 Amusing Jokes About the Internet and ISPs That Will Have You LOL-ing With Your Router

Whether you’re streaming your favorite show, working remotely, or yelling “the Wi-Fi is down!” for the third time today, we’ve all had our moments with the internet. So let’s take a break from buffering and bandwidth, and enjoy some laughs at the expense of our favorite digital lifeline: the World Wide Web.

Here are 10 internet and ISP jokes that only someone who’s ever waited on hold with tech support for 45 minutes will truly appreciate.

 

They seem like good people.

 

Q: Why did the router go to therapy?

A: It had too many connections, but still felt alone.

 

I asked my ISP about unlimited data.
They said: “Of course! Unlimited… until you use too much.”

 

I used to be a confident speaker.
Now I say “Can you hear me?” every 10 seconds.

 

My ISP just emailed me to say my issue was resolved.
That’s amazing because I haven’t even reported it yet.
Either they’re psychic… or my internet’s so slow the complaint hasn’t sent.

My router applied for a job.
It listed “disconnecting at the worst possible moment” as its top skill.

I named my Wi-Fi FreePublicWiFi just to see which neighbor is the biggest freeloader.
Shoutout to Apartment 3B. You left your printer on. I’m printing memes now.

Calling customer support:
“Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
Me: “Yes, myself. Five times.”

Me: Enters Wi-Fi password.

Router: Incorrect.

Me: Enters the same password again.

Router: Welcome back!