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What does krill taste like?Just like chicken, albeit extremely salty and crunchy chicken.
What kind of nutritional value does krill have?
Krill effectively provides your monthly salt requirements in a single serving.
Are any of KRILLco's products genetically engineered?
The image that commonly comes to mind when anyone (even you) mentions "genetic engineering" is that of a mad scientist in a secret underground laboratory using radiation, electricity, hazardous materials and ethically questionable procedures to produce unknown and potentially dangerous mutant offspring. This method is a common misconception.
Since the infancy of civilization, Man has selected the seeds of the best grains to plant the next harvest, bred the best of his livestock together, and grafted the hardiest stocks to the sweetest fruits. This is the natural method of genetic engineering, and is used commonly all over the world today.
Here at KRILLco we proudly use both methods.
What is an X/19 krill exactly?
The X/19 krill is the brainchild of KRILLco CEO Walter Fretwell. As a child he fondly recalled seeing the scientifically educational film THEM! and the image of large exoskeletoned creatures causing havoc and destruction has remained with him throughout his career. He has striven to create a company that not only would bring a delicious new food to people all over the world but also allow him to fulfill his dream of bringing them large unstoppable engines of krillish destruction as well. The current armor plated production model has a length of over 12 feet, weighs 600 lbs. and possesses a surprisingly high level of intelligence and is recommended for military use only.
What are some good recipes for Krill?
The best source for krill recipes is the "Martha Stewart Cooks with Krill" episode of her television cooking show. Martha prepares krillcakes, chilled krill cocktail, roast krill in puff pastry, krill flambé, and is midway through preparing krill sushi when she is eaten by an X/19 Giant Mutant Krill.
It is lonely here at KRILLco. In fact, we have almost 0% repeat business. Why?
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