This is a humorous song that has no purpose but to amuse.

 
            

A BOUVIE IS
A GIRL'S BEST FRIEND

( to tune of "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" )


by Pam Green , © 2002


 
A man with a beard may seem quite continental,
But a Bouvie is a girl's best friend !
That dog with the beard may seem weird but he's gentle,
Yes a Bouvie is a girl's best friend !
 
Man's words in your ear may seem well sentimented,
But they prove not what he may intend.
Bouv's kiss on your rear may seem queer and demented,
But a Bouvie is a girl's best friend !
 
Man's heartfelt embrace may seem totally charming,
And a thrill down your spine may descend.
Bouv's fart in your face may seem rude and alarming,
But a Bouvie is a girl's best friend !
 
As we all grow older, the nights grow colder,
And we seek one on whom to depend.
Though a man may disdain you, your Bouv will remain true,
Yes, a Bouvie is a girl's best friend !

 
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site author Pam Green copyright 2003
created 1/8/03 revised 4/19/03
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