Kyone: Well, here it is...A Magic Knight story just like you asked for! I'm half done with you now! Hikaru: Not quite, Kyone-chan. Kyone: What's wrong with it? It's a Magic Knight fanfic! Umi: Its a crossover! And we aren't even in it! Just those stupid Ranma characters! Kyone: Yes you're in it! You'd better be careful what you say about Ranma characters these days. They could end up coming for you. Fuu: Excuse me, but a cameo is not what we originally requested of you. Kyone: Oh all right, already. I still think you're worrying about nothing! Umi: NOTHING!?!? This is our career you are talking about! We'll get you for that! Hikaru & Fu: YEAH!!! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Magic Knight Ranma: Part 1 New Magic Knights! What's Wrong with Ranma? By Magic Knight Kyone Ranma 1/2 written by Rumiko Takahashi Magic Knight Rayearth written by CLAMP All situations in this story are my fault. If you like it, great! If you hate it, well...you DO have my e-mail address...! KEY <....> = Description [....] = Sound Effect *....* = Thought ('Real World' Actions) ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Hiroshi: This is great! A day out of school and away from Hinako-sensei! Daisuke: Yeah! A whole day we don't have to worry about getting drained! What about you, Ranma? Ranma-chan : That's fine for you guys, but look at me. Because of the rain, and the gusts, I'm stuck like this for the rest of the day! Who's stupid idea was it to visit the Tokyo Tower while it's raining? Akane: Come on, Ranma! You've got to enjoy this! Especially since Kunou's not around to hit on us! Ukyou: Akane has a point, Ranchan. I know that both of you appreciate that! Ranma-chan: Well...You do have a point there... Akane: You see? Other than the rain, this day's perfect! What could possibly go wrong? Emeraude: Please Save Our World, Cepherio, Legendary Magic Knights! -=-=- Black-hair: So, the princess has summoned the Magic Knights. What do you think of them? Elf: They are no threat, Zagato-sama. They are weak, and have no training. Zagato: You are right, of course. However, I think these insects deserve to be crushed. Let us proceed to the court, Inova. Inova: Alcione! Alcione: Hai! Inova: Dispose of the Magic Knights. Alcione: Hai! -=-=- Akane : Ranma! This has got to be your fault! Ranma-chan : My fault?!? This could be someone else trying to kidnap you, you sexless tomboy! Akane : SEXLESS TOMBOY?!?! Ranma no baka! Ukyou: Would you two calm down! This is not the time to be fighting! In case you haven't noticed, we're falling to our deaths! Ukyou: Wh-where are we? And what the HELL is this thing? Akane : I-I have no idea...To paraphrase a movie, I don't think were in Japan anymore, Ukyou. Ukyou: You got that right. Doesn't help us, though. Akane: Well, it looks like this --THING-- is taking us towards that weird floating island over there. Ukyou: I think you're right. I'd sure like to get some answers soon, however. Akane: Me too. I also wish this baka would go ahead and wake up! I'm getting tired of holding on to him! Ukyou: You sure about that, Akane? I can hold him, myself, you know! Akane: NO THANK YOU! I CAN HANDLE HIM JUST FINE!!!!! Ranma-chan: Where am I? Akane: We don't know, Ranma We suddenly appeared here after that flash of light. Akane: What's wrong, Ranma? Ranma-chan: I-I don't remember either of you...I don't even know who I am, except for the name you're calling me. Akane: Stop joking, Ranma! Ukyou: I don't think he's kidding, Akane. Ranma, I'm your fiancée, Kuonji Ukyou. Akane: I'm Akane Tendo. Your real fiancée. Ranma-chan: Fiancée!?!? I'm a girl! How can I have a fiancée, let alone two! Cleff: SPIRIT BEAST, RECALL! Ranma-chan: Wh-who are you? Cleff: I am Guru Cleff. You must be the Magic Knights Emeraude-hime summoned. Ukyou: Magic Knights? No, we're just martial artists from Tokyo! Ranma-chan: Is that where we live? What's it like? Akane : Not now, Ranma! Ukyou: I'm Ukyou, that's Akane, and that's Ranma. Cleff: Never the less, you are the Magic Knights. You are the three summoned to save this world from destruction. You have to stop the High Priest Zagato, and save Emeraude-hime, whom Zagato has kidnapped! Akane: And why should we believe you? You're just a little kid! Cleff: I'm older than you, little girl. Akane: Who are you calling little, shorty! Ranma-chan: This world's in danger? We should help! Akane & Ukyou : SHUT UP, RANMA! Ukyou: But this isn't our world! We don't belong here! Cleff: The only way for you to return to your world is to save Emeraude-hime. There is no other way for you to return. Ranma-chan : So what do we do? Cleff: How much magic do you three know? SD-Ukyou: Magic? What, you mean like sleight of hand and pulling rabbits out of a hat? (*No, the collectible card game!*) (Shut up . . . how did you get your hands on my keyboard?) (*Sorry boss.*) (Pardon that interruption . . . . ) Akane: And why should we believe a young boy like you, anyway? Cleff: Would you just wait patiently. Cleff *What was Emeraude-hime thinking when she summoned these three girls? And what's that weird aura around Ranma? Oh well, it can't be important . . . . * I'll take care of that! MAGIC APPEAR! SD-Ukyou: These fukus are a bit tacky, aren't they, Akane? SD-Akane: Yeah, they are. What about you, Ranma? SD-Ranma-chan: Sugoi! This is such a cool outfit! Cleff: Come here, Ranma, and kneel before me. Ranma-chan: Hai! Akane : Ara...Ranma's acting REAL weird... Ukyou : I think he --er-- SHE hit her head a little TOO hard. Akane : So, what are we gonna do? Ukyou : I have no idea... Cleff: Close your eyes, Ranma, and focus. Believe in your magic! Feel your Believing Heart! Do you feel the warmth? Ranma-chan : Yes, I feel it. It warms me. Words are forming in my mind . . . what is this? Cleff: This is your magic. Use it to defend this world, Magic Knight! Now, Akane-- Cleff: Oh, no, this is happening too soon. SPIRIT BEAST, SUMMON! Cleff: You must leave, Magic Knights! Take this beast, and go find Pressia and Mokona. Pressia shall explain what you must do. Zagato's minions, are coming. I shall hold them back. Ranma-chan: But I want to help you! Cleff: No! You must save Cepherio! If you don't, we all are doomed! Ranma-chan: But--! Akane: Lets go, Ranma. Alcione: Where are they, Cleff? Cleff: You won't catch them You can't defeat me either. Give up, Alcione. Alcione: You are right, my teacher, I cannot defeat you. But I can distract you! SPIRIT BEAST, SUMMON! Cleff: Good luck, Magic Knights. Cleff: EH!?!? Zagato: You were good, Cleff, but not good enough. -=-=- Ranma-chan: I wish I could have helped. Akane: I'm sure Master Cleff is just fine. I don't think he's in any danger from that woman. Ranma-chan: Maybe, but I would have preferred to help. Ukyou: Quiet! I think I hear something! Alcione: ICE DAGGERS! Alcione: Pleased to meet you, Magic Knight Wannabe's from the other world. I know we've just met, but I have to kill you now. Ranma-chan : Why are you helping Zagato? Don't you know that without Emeraude-hime, the world will be destroyed? Alcione: Yes, I know. Ranma-chan: *Then why is she doing this? Why don't she try to stop Zagato?* Alcione : So the little Knight is trying to fight back? How brave of you. Ranma-chan : Hiryoushotenha revised: BURNING HIRYOUSHOTENHA! Akane: Ranma--where did that come from? Ranma-chan: I don't know. I felt like it was magic, but something else too... Ukyou: I've never seen a blast comparable, except for Ryoga's Full Shishihokodan. I'm glad you're on our side. Ranma-chan: Well, we best find Pressia now. Akane: But we don't even know where she is... Ranma-chan: I bet birdie knows, don't you? Ranma-chan: Nice birdie, good birdie... Hey Akane, Ukyou...isn't it a cute birdie? Akane: Why should we trust that little brat? He might have been lying to us. Ukyou: Well, the only way to find out for sure is to find this Pressia. If she's not there, then we know he was lying. Akane : Oh, of course YOU would side with Ranma. Ukyou: And what's wrong with that? Ranma-chan : Why are you fighting over me? Akane & Ukyou: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS RANMA! -=-=- Zagato: So, they do have some power after all... Inova: What should we do, Zagato-sama? Zagato: Nothing. They are heading towards the Forest of Silence. They will not survive the experience. They do our work for us! -- End Part 1 -- Coming Up Next This is a big palace! How do we get in? Just WHAT is that furry creature? Oh, no! Our magic and ki doesn't work in the Forest of Silence! How are we gonna beat this monster! All in the next episode of Magic Knight Ranma!